crazy johnny

Steve asked me to read his latest puppet script for Kidstuff. "You realize that's like someone asking me to read the script for 'Nightmare on Hell Street, Part 3'," I said.

He brought home a puppet the other day named "Johnny." He has crazy hair, crazy eyes. He's wearing a little tie-dyed shirt that's supposed to make him look like any other cool, likable Austin kid. I'm no fool. I know who he is. He's a crazy puppet. Who lives in a trashbag in my garage. Casa de Smith is a no entry zone for you, felt boy.